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Lindsay Lohan’s faux eHarmony profile


Newly single tabloid starlet Lindsay Lohan, with help from the Funny Or Die writers, has made this a darkly funny phoney eHarmony profile.

Real quick pop culture round-up

New Bob Mould album, bio.

Jon Stewart wipes the floor with Jim Cramer.

“Do not ever DJ before calling!” should go in Twitter Hall of Fame.

Well, f*** me gently with a chain saw.

Boring Neko Case interview.

Longish New Yorker review of new Neko Case album.

Go veg, save the planet (again! How many times do we have to say it?)

Jack White + Alison Mosshart? Yes, please.

Sonic Youth + John Paul Jones = weird Merce Cunningham dance piece? Sign me up.

Stars With Shopping Carts

We’re way overdue for a new Stars With Shopping Carts installment, so let’s get to it!

This week’s theme: “Young Hollywood – And Its Hasbeens”. Oh, Tinsel Town, you’re so fickle.

You tell me which of the following shoppers are still hot and which are not.


The Hills reality star Lauren “L.C.” Conrad:

Lauren Conrad

Tweezed eyebrow’d heartthrob Zac Efron:


Faye Dunaway-feudin’ Hilary Duff:


Former actress Lindsay Lohan:

lindsay lohan shopping 030208

That ’70s Show cutie Mila Kunis with male friend:


An old picture of Nicole Ritchie and then-friend Misha Barton, another former actress. (Remember The O.C.?):


Now you vote! Who’s still got a career, who’s done, who’s hanging on by a thread?

Stars With Shopping Carts!

We need to get in an pre-Thanksgiving “Stars With Shopping Carts.” This week’s theme: blondes. I was going to make it “dumb blondes,” but I don’t make those judgement calls.

How about this, I’ll show you the blonde and you tell me if she’s dumb or not? (Yes, I know we have repeat shoppers in this batch, but it’s a case of same star, different shopping day).

Ready? Here goes:

Jessica Simpson:


Mischa Barton:


Paris Hilton (no cart, but I had to put her in this category):


Lindsay Lohan:


Hayden Panettierre:


Okay, give me your votes!

Let’s catch up!

I’m back from North Carolina, but I’ve been moping around in bed all day because I’m really sore from my first whirlwind weekend with a Wii. I boxed. I bowled. I golfed (badly). I tried to play baseball, but it wouldn’t let me bat left-handed. (I’m kind of ambidextrous when it comes to sports). I know: it’s sad that Wii activity could tucker out a person, and I have taken the hint to be more physical.

Honestly, the main reason I’m sore is because our group went bowling in real life and as I was strutting down the lane with my ball, my feet fell into the slick area and I did a nearly cartoon-like shuffle and fell down hard on my back. Apparently, from my lady friend’s laughter, the only way it would have looked funnier is if there was a cartoon banana peel under my feet.

But, ouch. GV is not a kid anymore. I’m lucky I didn’t break a hip.

So, let’s catch up. Here’s what’s on my radar today:

Lindsay Lohan is confirming in the December Harper’s Bazaar that she’s in love with Samantha Ronson.


In other Lohan news, Lindsay appears to call President-elect Barack Obama, whom she supported, a “colored” in this clip. Oh dear,

Jennifer Aniston gives husband stealer Angelina Jolie a little swat on the nose in December’s Vogue.


Here is the full quote in which Jen comments on Angie’s recent admission that she and Brad Pitt fell in love on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, while he was still married to Jen:

“There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”

I was excited for Jen to be rid of Brad, but it seems she’s got a taste for cads. In the same interview Jen confirms that she is still seeing ignoramus guitarist John Mayer. “Love just shows up,” Jen says.


Finally, the New York Post’s famous Page Six gossip section is reporting that “rocker” Jon Bon Jovi was looking through the Andy Warhol and Jean-Michel Basquiat paintings up for auction at Sotheby’s recently.


I wouldn’t peg JBJ as a Basquiat enthusiast, but good for him.

And, how are you? I’ve missed your cute faces.

Lindsay and Sam ride the subway?

In New York (via Gawker).

Lindsay confirms she’s with Sam – at last!

Via Defamer: Lindsay Lohan last night told Loveline host Stryker that she and Samantha Ronson are, indeed, a couple, confirming what we’ve all been speculating about for a long time.

Here is the audio from Loveline and a picture of the happy couple at TV Guide’s Emmy party two nights ago:

Congratulations to both of them! (And a terrorist fist bump to Sam. Nice work.)

Stars With Shopping Carts!

I’m starting a new feature here today at GV’s GH. It’s called “Stars With Shopping Carts.” It’s pretty self-explanatory, yes? I find pictures of celebrities shopping (preferably with a cart, hence the feature name) and I post them for all of us to enjoy – or mock if that’s your bag.

Something about seeing really famous people pushing shopping carts makes me crack up. They look so ordinary, which, of course, they are. I also like to snoop at what they bought and see if they use recyclable bags (especially if they’re the type who mouths off about the protecting the environment.)

I want to do this often – this is where you come in – so if you’re galavanting across the internet and you find a pic, notify me. 

I can’t wait any longer so let’s get started! This first installment is pretty big.

Shannen Doherty (with beer!):

Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale and little Kingston:

Lance Bass (and friend, with lots and lots of toilet paper):

Katherine Heigl (stocking up on cigarettes, maybe?):

Jamie Lynn Spears:

Ryan Phillippe (and his kids with ex-wife Reese Witherspoon):

Here’s a cart-less one of Reese:

and here’s Lindsay and Sam (they sure buy a lot of groceries for two chicks who look like they haven’t eaten all year):

Samantha, for the love of god,

enough with the adolescent boy sneakers. Do you have them in every color? (Click to see full heinousness):


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