Lindsay Lohan’s faux eHarmony profile

Newly single tabloid starlet Lindsay Lohan, with help from the Funny Or Die writers, has made this a darkly funny phoney eHarmony profile.

Fashion, turn to the left, fashion

Another of my hard-hitting posts at After Ellen. If you think fashion doesn’t matter to lesbians, you’re so wrong. Especially to the post L-Word generation that constitutes the bulk of AE’s readers. My friend Trish recently wrote about the lesbian fashion scene on the site and lemme tell you, a cat fight broke out in the comments section.

Samantha, for the love of god,

enough with the adolescent boy sneakers. Do you have them in every color? (Click to see full heinousness):

Sheesh.