Portia DeRossi apologizes for her gay marriage

Bravo to Jimmy Kimmel’s writers. This is hilarious.

Ellen is now on our team!

No, silly, I mean Ellen DeGeneres has gone full-fledge vegan! Ellen credits reading the book Skinny Bitch for helping her come to her decision. (Funny, my girlfriend says the same thing.) Here’s the scoop.

I knew something was up when I heard she and Portia had all vegan food at their wedding. Bravo! And welcome.