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A very special memorial Stars With Shopping Carts

This is our first memorial Stars With Shopping Carts feature, so bear with us if we’re four days late.

It’s been two years since we lost the King of Pop. We here at GVsGH would like to honor him now, in the best way we know how. Friends, here he is, the one and only Michael Jackson shopping in a Publix supermarket in Florida circa 2003.

Now Michael is moonwalking his cart down the gleaming aisles of the great supermarket in the sky. See you at the check-out counter, kid.

Stars With Shopping Carts

What? Can it be? Yes, kids, today marks the triumphant return of Stars With Shopping Carts, a fan favorite here at Gina Vivinetto’s Greatest Hits. We haven’t done a Stars With Shopping Carts feature since early 2009 — because, quite frankly, this blog was on hiatus the entire time I was in grad school.

So today’s Stars With Shopping Carts has to be a doozie, right? Oh, and it is! The theme: couples counseling. These folks either need it, are inevitably going to need it, or, they’ve missed the boat altogether. Ready?

If you saw their joint interview recently with Joy Behar, you know KISS’s Gene Simmons and longtime lady love/baby mama Shannon Tweed are in trouble. Tweed stormed off the set mid-interview! Still, gotta eat:

Ladies and gentlemen, Brad and Angie with two of their 16 children:

What could be said bout Anne Heche that she hasn’t already said herself to Barbara Walters? Here is Celestia with James Tupper, her Men In Trees co-star and beau. (Just to get you all up-to-speed: Heche left comedian Ellen DeGeneres to marry and have a baby with camera man Coley Lafoon — who was working for DeGeneres — then left Lafoon to be with Tupper.):

Nutty David Arquette is still technically married to Courteney Cox(-Arquette), but she, understandably, needs a break from his crazy ass. The two are currently separated. So here’s Deputy Dewey shopping solo with little Coco.

Lastly, Xtina. That’s right, the “Dirrty” girl herself Christina Aguilera threw in the towel last year on her five-year marriage to Jordan Bratman. We never could figure out a celebrity couple name for these two: AguilBrat? Bratlera? X-Jor? No matter now.

Which celebrity couple is the most doomed? Vote in the comments!

Need your fix of Stars With Shopping Carts? Find the entire series here.

As we were saying…

Are you ready to kick up your heels again with Gina Vivinetto’s Greatest Hits?

Let’s push this sucker to 2,000,000.

Happy Anniversary!

It’s Gina Vivinetto’s Greatest Hits’s eight month anniversary! Woo-hoo! Let’s celebrate with a clip from The Flinstones:

This blog is way more popular than I ever thought it would be thanks to you guys.

We’re going to get our 190,000th hit today. Can you believe it?!

XOXO

Stars With Shopping Carts

Good grief, it’s been ages, but here’s the latest installment of our popular “Stars With Shopping Carts” series. Ready? On your marks, get set, go:

Naomi Watts and Liev Shrieber already dipping into their Whole Foods grub:

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Pink, also a Whole Foods enthusiast:
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Maria Bello and her men:
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Heidi Klum and her son say “Auf Weidersehen!” to the store

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Doctor Who star Billie Piper and her husband, actor Laurence Fox:
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The inimitable Shannen Doherty:

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Who would you go shopping with?

We passed 100,000 hits today!

Congratulations, everyone. GV’sGH has passed the 100,000 hits point today!

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Thanks to all of you!

Happy Anniversary!

Let’s take a second to acknowledge that it’s GV’sGH six month anniversary. I was hoping for around 70,000 hits today so imagine my surprise (and joy) to note that we’ve had over 85,000 hits!

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I’ve picked up a lot of new readers during this last month, which I can only speculate is because of rampant unemployment. Glad to have you here, whatever the reason. Thanks for six great months, everyone!

Stars With Shopping Carts

We’re way overdue for a new Stars With Shopping Carts installment, so let’s get to it!

This week’s theme: “Young Hollywood – And Its Hasbeens”. Oh, Tinsel Town, you’re so fickle.

You tell me which of the following shoppers are still hot and which are not.

Ready?

The Hills reality star Lauren “L.C.” Conrad:

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Tweezed eyebrow’d heartthrob Zac Efron:

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Faye Dunaway-feudin’ Hilary Duff:

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Former actress Lindsay Lohan:

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That ’70s Show cutie Mila Kunis with male friend:

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An old picture of Nicole Ritchie and then-friend Misha Barton, another former actress. (Remember The O.C.?):

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Now you vote! Who’s still got a career, who’s done, who’s hanging on by a thread?

Happy New Year, everyone!

To everyone in the GV’sGH family, Happy New Year!

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Yeah, I know that’s the same fireworks snapshot we use to celebrate our monthly anniversaries, but we’re feeling the recession here, too.

Let’s do a bunch of amazing shit in 2009!

This year’s final “Stars With Shopping Carts”!

Welcome to the final “Stars With Shopping Carts” of 2008! Let’s make it epic. This week’s theme: people with problems.

Ready?

Here’s closet smoker and criminal lover Anne Hathaway laughing uproariously, hopefully with the woman next to the shopping cart. If Anne’s alone, she has more burdens than we know:

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A new shot of America’s Sweetheart, Shannen Doherty:

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Britney’s papa, Jamie Spears, being remarkably frugal with his daughter’s dough:

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A career-less Nick Lachey (with soon-to-be-ex gal pal Vanessa Minnillo):

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Unstable reality television personality (and former supermodel) Janice Dickinson:

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Former knife-wielding-bisexual-turned-compulsive-mother Angelina Jolie:

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“Sad” rehabber Kirsten Dunst:

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Here’s to 2009 and another year of “Stars With Shopping Carts”!

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