This year’s final “Stars With Shopping Carts”!

Welcome to the final “Stars With Shopping Carts” of 2008! Let’s make it epic. This week’s theme: people with problems.

Ready?

Here’s closet smoker and criminal lover Anne Hathaway laughing uproariously, hopefully with the woman next to the shopping cart. If Anne’s alone, she has more burdens than we know:

A new shot of America’s Sweetheart, Shannen Doherty:

Britney’s papa, Jamie Spears, being remarkably frugal with his daughter’s dough:

A career-less Nick Lachey (with soon-to-be-ex gal pal Vanessa Minnillo):

Unstable reality television personality (and former supermodel) Janice Dickinson:

Former knife-wielding-bisexual-turned-compulsive-mother Angelina Jolie:

“Sad” rehabber Kirsten Dunst:

Here’s to 2009 and another year of “Stars With Shopping Carts”!

Stars With Shopping Carts!

I’ve put together another fun-filled installment in our “Stars With Shopping Carts” series. This one has a theme! It’s vampires.

Let’s get started with two former Buffy the Vampire Slayer stars:

Though she looks healthier than Buffy in Season 6, Sarah Michelle Gellar still needs to fill up that cart and eat something:

Buffy’s vampire lover Angel, er, David Boreanaz:

Kirsten Dunst, who starred in Interview with the Vampire when she was a wee lass:

Now, a few stars who look like vampires:

Kelly Osbourne, whose dad Ozzy bit the head off a (vampire?) bat:

Mary-Kate Olsen working her vampire chic look:

Finally, two people who suck the life out of everyone around them, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of MTV’s fake reality show The Hills:

Who’s the spookiest? Let’s vote!