This week’s theme: couples! Isn’t it romantic when twosomes shops together? (Apparently for some more than others. Ahem! Kate Bosworth and James Rousseau).
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (no surprise: Ange is pushing the cart):
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner:
Kate Bosworth and James Rouseau (who gets this hot and bothered in a grocery store?):
Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen:
Lena Headley and musician beau Peter Paul:
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo:
Not to be outdone by Nick’s ex Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo:
Until next time, happy shopping!
4 responses so far ↓
Kevin Croitz // December 5, 2008 at 12:21 pm |
Angelina has had so many babies she could probably lift the cart over head and carry it
YoBimbo // December 7, 2008 at 8:16 pm |
So disappointed in Tony Romo.
YoBimbo // December 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm |
Re: Bosworth/Rousseau
3 couples are applying to be accepted into Hollywood’s newest religion. 20 yr old couple, 30 yr old couple and 40 yr old couple.
This religion emphasizes self restraint and one of the tests they must pass to be admitted to the church is 1 month w/o sex.
After a month they all report back to the high priest. The 40 yr olds go first.
Pastor asks how it went; they reply that the first few weeks went by w/o a problem. The last week they had to concentrate but that they made it the entire month w/o sex. “Welcome!” shouts the pastor, “Enter our church.”
30 yr olds come up next. Pastor asks how it went. “Well, not quite as easy for us, we made it the first week o.k. Really had to struggle and take alot of cold showers the rest of the month, but we made it.”
“Excellent!” shouts the pastor, “Enter.”
20 yr olds are next. They walk in with heads hung down. pastor asks how it went. “Well,” says the man, “we made it the first day o.k.; 2nd day was a little harder. By the end of that first week, I was dying. I thought I was going to burst! Then she bent over in front of me to get a can of peas and I just couldn’t take it anymore – I ripped off our clothes and took her – right there with the peas still in her hand.”
The pastor is shocked – “I’m sorry,” he stammers, “You’ll have to leave and not come back again.”
20 y/o man nods his head – “Yeah,” he says, “That’s what they told us at the grocery store too.”
ginavivinetto // December 7, 2008 at 8:42 pm |
Hahaha. I’m going to cut and paste that for my aunt now.